while stuck at the airport

[strikings]

To: Lovely Liam 🤓

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: Killer Kyra 🎾

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: Boy Scout 💋

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: Captain Espinosa ⚓

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: DO NOT REPLY 🐦

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**
[2] Sorry, wrong person!

[Added later:]


To: Sabrina 😡

[1] If we're going to **die** here, do you really want that to be your **last words** to me? ☹️

Comments

[strikings]

[1] I'll Venmo you $25 😘

[unironickylorenfan]

[1] Noah
[2] Sabrina is a VERY special girl

[strikings]

[1] And I might **actually die** here Liam
[2] What's the PRICE you'd put on my CONTINUED EXISTENCE

[unironickylorenfan]

[1] yes I've heard there's unrest stirring at Terminal C
[2] I hear the Starbucks is going to be highly valuable tactical territory
[3] regrettably it seems your offer has not impressed Ms. Lane

[strikings]

[1] A baby started crying **45 min ago** and hasn't stopped for breath since
[2] $50 and if she **stabs** me during the riot I won't sue her later