while stuck at the airport

[strikings]

To: Lovely Liam 🤓

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: Killer Kyra 🎾

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: Boy Scout 💋

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: Captain Espinosa ⚓

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**

To: DO NOT REPLY 🐦

[1] Do you have Sabrina Lane's number? It's an **emergency**
[2] Sorry, wrong person!

[Added later:]


To: Sabrina 😡

[1] If we're going to **die** here, do you really want that to be your **last words** to me? ☹️

Comments

[pleaseloveme]

To: asshole

[1] why

[strikings]

[x] You'll **absolutely** hate the ans
[1] Homework emergency?

[pleaseloveme]

[1] why "?"

[strikings]

[1] An attempt to emulate my **charming** rising cadence?

[pleaseloveme]

[1] it's not working i thought you were lying
[...]
[2] but if it's really an emergency....

[strikings]

To: Irate Eli 🐦

[1] It's OF THE ESSENCE
[2] I'll owe you one 😉

[pleaseloveme]

[1] ok but don't bug her too much
[2] (Kodi's number, definitely not Sabrina's)

[strikings]

[1] I would NEVER
[2] Thank you birdy 💋

[pleaseloveme]

[1] 🚫

[unironickylorenfan]

To: Oh No Ah

[1] 🤔
[2] how emergent

[strikings]

[1] Literally LIFE AND DEATH Liam
[2] ☹️☹️☹️

[unironickylorenfan]

[1] how much is it worth to you

[strikings]

[1] I'll Venmo you $25 😘

[unironickylorenfan]

[1] Noah
[2] Sabrina is a VERY special girl

[strikings]

[1] And I might **actually die** here Liam
[2] What's the PRICE you'd put on my CONTINUED EXISTENCE

[unironickylorenfan]

[1] yes I've heard there's unrest stirring at Terminal C
[2] I hear the Starbucks is going to be highly valuable tactical territory
[3] regrettably it seems your offer has not impressed Ms. Lane

[strikings]

[1] A baby started crying **45 min ago** and hasn't stopped for breath since
[2] $50 and if she **stabs** me during the riot I won't sue her later

[weewilywilkie]

To: Careful, it’s Noah

[1] I’m afraid not.
[2] Dare I ask why?

[strikings]

[1] Homework emergency
[2] Please notice how there **isn't** a question mark there

[weewilywilkie]

[1]You don’t have any homework until at least Monday.

[strikings]

[1] I **really** feel like she'd **appreciate** me talking about homework now though
[2] This is your chance to bring two people together

[weewilywilkie]

[1] I’m afraid I’m as far from you as she is. Sorry.
[2] Please be good.

[upperhandsen]

To: 👻 Hell No Doucheler 👻

[1] They're the only ones short enough for you to understand.

[strikings]

[1] And truly I **appreciate** your consideration for my **notoriously** short attention span
[2] But you're the only one I notice right now 😘

[upperhandsen]

[1] I see it isn't short enough to dissuade you from typing all the *. You must be exhausted.
[2] Not the man with the massive goiter?

[star_boy]

To: 💀💀💀BAD 💀💀💀

[x] Are you bothering
[1] Sorry, I don't
[2] Hope you get your emergency figured out [...] !

[highercalling]

To: Noah Dressler

[1] What kind of [...] I don't have it, but I'll find it for you. Hold on.
[2] Don't do anything stupid.
[3] Noah.