ONION EATING ?CONTEST?

[deathpositive]

ONION EATING ?CONTEST?

HOW THIS WORKS

• A challenge has been laid out: can you or can you not eat a raw onion like an apple?


• Zinnia has obtained about $20 worth of onions from the grocery store because... why not.


• Sophomores only, sorry! Upperclassmen can react but cannot compete. Zinnia's not sharing her onions with you.


• Fill out the form below and post it to ONIONS to see how much your sophomore can stomach.


<b>Name:</b> <b>Love of Raw Onions:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Stomach Strength:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Determination:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Motivation:</b> Why are they doing this? This is very stupid and unpleasant. <b>Anything else?:</b>

I have to run but I'll give results in a couple hours! Mwah! ♥

» BEFORE: The challengers gather around their secret stash of onions. Some upperclassmen wonder what the fuck they're up to this time.

» ONIONS: Consume.

» AFTER: How much does your kid regret this decision, or was it a proud moment for them?

» OOC - Discussion

Comments

Re: Neal & Atticus are Horrified

[harmreduction]

"Are you going to stop eating the onion now?" he asks. It'd be easy to mistake it for a genuine question and not the gentle egging on that it is. If Neal wants to ignore his good advice and eat onions, that's Neal's problem.

Neal & Atticus are Horrified

[heliocentrist]

Neal's smile takes on an especially fake quality. For a moment he considers letting the joke go, but he can't. Especially not when it's Atticus, although he'd rather not examine why that matters.

"Why would I?" Neal takes a second bite, and it's just as unpleasant as the first. Chew, chew, chew... swallow. "It's really not that bad." His stomach's already a little upset as he holds out the onion to Atticus. "Try it."

Neal & Atticus are Horrified

[harmreduction]

Atticus has been trying to hold a straight face through all of this, but breaks and laughs when Neal offers him the onion. He could take it and just throw it away and spare Neal some digestive hardship, but where's the fun in that?

"No thanks," he says instead, much in the same time he turns down drinks at parties.