ONION EATING ?CONTEST?

[deathpositive]

ONION EATING ?CONTEST?

HOW THIS WORKS

• A challenge has been laid out: can you or can you not eat a raw onion like an apple?


• Zinnia has obtained about $20 worth of onions from the grocery store because... why not.


• Sophomores only, sorry! Upperclassmen can react but cannot compete. Zinnia's not sharing her onions with you.


• Fill out the form below and post it to ONIONS to see how much your sophomore can stomach.


<b>Name:</b> <b>Love of Raw Onions:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Stomach Strength:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Determination:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Motivation:</b> Why are they doing this? This is very stupid and unpleasant. <b>Anything else?:</b>

I have to run but I'll give results in a couple hours! Mwah! ♥

» BEFORE: The challengers gather around their secret stash of onions. Some upperclassmen wonder what the fuck they're up to this time.

» ONIONS: Consume.

» AFTER: How much does your kid regret this decision, or was it a proud moment for them?

» OOC - Discussion

Comments

Neal is Horrified, Liam is Supportive

[heliocentrist]

Neal winkles his nose at Liam, who surely assumed something secret and true. This is the burden of having someone close to you who knows you too well. They can smell what you mean and what you want.

"Way more of them than you'd think, but almost none of the ones we want to put our hands on us," Neal says, voice lowering to a responsible whisper. He hits Liam in the ribs with a bony elbow to drive home the point.

Neal is Horrified, Liam is Supportive

[unironickylorenfan]

Liam buckles a bit, snickering, his smirk cracking into a too big grin. They probably aren't whispering about onions. "See, that's the problem. We just need to be a little less discerning." He pauses to sweep his hand at the scene before them.

"Go for the onion eating contest type." Liam says, as though he, himself, is not an onion eating contest type.

Neal is Horrified, Liam is Supportive

[heliocentrist]

"Sometimes I do," Neal admits. He's not someone that needs to be less discerning. "But I really like the ones that would be scandalized by an onion eating contest."