ONION EATING ?CONTEST?

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ONION EATING ?CONTEST?

HOW THIS WORKS

• A challenge has been laid out: can you or can you not eat a raw onion like an apple?


• Zinnia has obtained about $20 worth of onions from the grocery store because... why not.


• Sophomores only, sorry! Upperclassmen can react but cannot compete. Zinnia's not sharing her onions with you.


• Fill out the form below and post it to ONIONS to see how much your sophomore can stomach.


<b>Name:</b> <b>Love of Raw Onions:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Stomach Strength:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Determination:</b> Scale of 1-5. <b>Motivation:</b> Why are they doing this? This is very stupid and unpleasant. <b>Anything else?:</b>

I have to run but I'll give results in a couple hours! Mwah! ♥

» BEFORE: The challengers gather around their secret stash of onions. Some upperclassmen wonder what the fuck they're up to this time.

» ONIONS: Consume.

» AFTER: How much does your kid regret this decision, or was it a proud moment for them?

» OOC - Discussion

Comments

Re: OOC 💀 DISCUSSION

[adamho]

:'( Tragedy.

Re: OOC 💀 DISCUSSION

[dissentjabot]

Ben says, “He couldn’t even finish one. And if someone would just write Gregory’s app, they would know that.”

Re: OOC 💀 DISCUSSION

[adamho]

SOMEONE. :|

(Hi Banjo~~)

Re: OOC 💀 DISCUSSION

[dissentjabot]

This is definitely working