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[pleaseloveme]

pearl and i are going to start a club where you have to pay us to date you (cheek kisses only)

we need a few more charming members, applications are open

name: write your name
charming qualities: what makes you charming
references: who can we contact to confirm your charm

[Adam]

so

things didn't work out with me and noah

don't do anything about it i'm totally fine

Comments

APPLICATIONS

[pleaseloveme]

<b>name:</b> write your name <b>charming qualities:</b> what makes you charming <b>references:</b> who can we contact to confirm your charm

Re: APPLICATIONS

[dogspotting]

name: Russell Reeve
charming qualities: 6'4
references: Anyone

[upperhandsen]

This still seems like prost a [...] bad idea. Was it Lilywhite's?

[pleaseloveme]

(ok don't tell anyone but i'm joking)

i mean she's welcome to be a business partner

[upperhandsen]

(Are you, though?)

[dogspotting]

Oh, this is really cute. Are you going to set up in the music room and have flower petals billowing when someone opens the door?

[pleaseloveme]

we're still working on the details

might need to steal the dance's fog machines for now

[dogspotting]

kiss kiss fog in love!!

[empereurs]

I don't think this is allow

[.....] You'll need a teacher to sponsor the club.

[adamho]

They can just force Nash to do it. He doesn't have the gall to say no.

[empereurs]

I don't want to be Mr. Nash when he has to explain to his colleagues why he signed off on Pay To Date Club.

[dogspotting]

He's so selfless.

[pleaseloveme]

maybe one of the denizens i don't think they care too much about what we do

[empereurs]

True enough! I don't have the charm to join your club, but I support you and Pearl in your entrepreneurial endeavors.

[adamho]

[...] Why do you listen to h Enterprising.

[......]

[Eli]

What did he d What happened?

[pleaseloveme]

it's my get rich quick scheme

[Adam]
nothing really

he's just [...] not interested in dating anyone

[adamho]

It's got potential.

[Eli]

Then he should stop acting like he [...] I'm sorry, Eli. You deserve better than that.

[opalescents]

Serious applications only!! And we’re pretty expensive!!!!

[pleaseloveme]

very pricy this is a classy thing

all dates are actually just getting extremely fancy tea so we need the money for cups and pots

[harmreduction]

Are you strapped for cash, Pearl?

[youredoinggreatsweetie]

Get your paper Gingersnap
You and Pearly-Whirly are gonna be so overburdened with options you're gonna need a cute secretary to manage your calendar

[pleaseloveme]

you only want to work behind the scenes?

[highercalling]

I leave you two alone for five minutes.

[pleaseloveme]

i think i accidentally made something real and also bad

[survivalof]

I'm not big into dates but I do like getting paid.