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[pleaseloveme]

pearl and i are going to start a club where you have to pay us to date you (cheek kisses only)

we need a few more charming members, applications are open

name: write your name
charming qualities: what makes you charming
references: who can we contact to confirm your charm

[Adam]

so

things didn't work out with me and noah

don't do anything about it i'm totally fine

Comments

[pleaseloveme]

(probably?)

[upperhandsen]

(You can't tell but I'm frowning at my journal.)

[pleaseloveme]

(how can i say no one would pay to date me without sounding like i'm fishing for reassurance?)

[upperhandsen]

(You could say it anyways but you'd be damn wrong.)

[pleaseloveme]

undo undo how do i erase my earlier comment

[upperhandsen]

You can't. The pep talk's begun and there's no way to stop it now.

[pleaseloveme]

i'm feeling super pepped

just the peppiest

you did it

[upperhandsen]

Good. Because smart is fucking hot.

[opalescents]

(You know your own VALUE and don’t want to settle for FREE dates anymore! Spin it positively!)

[pleaseloveme]

now i demand cash if you want to have me uncomfortably follow you around at a party

[opalescents]

And they better CHERISH that time!