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[pleaseloveme]

pearl and i are going to start a club where you have to pay us to date you (cheek kisses only)

we need a few more charming members, applications are open

name: write your name
charming qualities: what makes you charming
references: who can we contact to confirm your charm

[Adam]

so

things didn't work out with me and noah

don't do anything about it i'm totally fine

Comments

[opalescents]

Would you like in on this.

[pleaseloveme]

sign him up for him

[opalescents]

Pleaaase I’d never do that


*LOOK AT THE LIST

[harmreduction]

I don't have any references.

[adamho]

Scout and I can be your references.

[harmreduction]

Oh no.

[adamho]

You don't trust us?

[harmreduction]

A complicated question.

[adamho]

I'm hurt.

[star_boy]

Oh, I’m absolutely staying out of this.

[youredoinggreatsweetie]

All three of you should be putting applications in there

[adamho]

I'm not charming. I know my limitations.

[youredoinggreatsweetie]

You are a very specific kind of charming Mr. Adam Ho and it's the sort that drives ladies and gents wild T R U S T M E on this one

[adamho]

Don't bullshit me, Sully.

[star_boy]

I’m alright, thanks.

[youredoinggreatsweetie]

Alas the school is supes deprived

[adamho]

You're going to feel guilty if Atticus misses out on this opportunity because you failed to support him.

[star_boy]

I don’t think Atticus needs a reference from me.

[empereurs]

Right. While I support Eli and Pearl, please no one ask me to be their reference.

[star_boy]

I haven’t got any idea what I’d say in this sort of reference anyway.

[thebadkind]

A lot of favorable adjectives, naturally.

[upperhandsen]

I can refer to you, as I often do, as someone very cute.

[harmreduction]

They're not looking for cute, they're looking for charming.

[upperhandsen]

. . .

Ohhh.

[opalescents]

Sure you do.