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[vanghost]

The Haling High kids I met on Saturday wanted to know if we play sports.

I just told them no but now I want a decoy sport that we can say we're secret champions at in case this issue comes up again.
Someone join my ragtag imaginary fencing team or come up with a better idea.

Comments

[harmreduction]

I meant yours, but now I want to know how many other people's you've broken.

[upperhandsen]

Three limbs and five digits. [...] And I've caused 25 more.

[harmreduction]

What the fuck?

[upperhandsen]

That does includes fingers and noses.

[harmreduction]

I'm not as afraid of you as I should be.

[upperhandsen]

You finally understand!!! ♥

[harmreduction]

I don't understand why anyone would play lacrosse.

[upperhandsen]

Those weren't all There's nothing like it.

[harmreduction]

I've only ever broken one bone and I'm hoping to make it to graduation without a repeat.

[upperhandsen]

Have you noticed we're at Top G Baddie Fights High?

[droppedyoursmile]

I need you to teach me lacrosse.

[upperhandsen]

Good choice to come to me and not Thoroughgood. He's good (thoroughly, even), but he [...] isn't like us.

[harmreduction]

I bet Scout hasn't broken 25 noses.

[upperhandsen]

Exactly!

[harmreduction]

I wouldn't be surprised if he's broken one, though.

[upperhandsen]

He wouldn't be much of a He must have?

[droppedyoursmile]

Thank God, I have a manicure to destroy before the next rift opens.

[upperhandsen]

Why do people keep getting those only to have them destroyed?

[droppedyoursmile]

I like tapping them impatiently.

[upperhandsen]

Like you can do with regular nails.

[droppedyoursmile]

I could do it with a roofing nail, too, but it's not as satisfactory.

[upperhandsen]

But think of how much more intimidating it would be!

[mudskipper]

and clawing mens hearts out

[droppedyoursmile]

They should really be more careful with them.

[mudskipper]

amen to that