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[vanghost]

The Haling High kids I met on Saturday wanted to know if we play sports.

I just told them no but now I want a decoy sport that we can say we're secret champions at in case this issue comes up again.
Someone join my ragtag imaginary fencing team or come up with a better idea.

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[ballhoot]

goat ropin

[vanghost]

They'll ask to see our barn.

[ballhoot]

third floor of the dorms

[mudskipper]

oh shit yeah seconded

[ballhoot]

but with bigger goats

[selbydenman]

Like a rodeo?

[upperhandsen]

We need a fucking lacrosse team.

[vanghost]

Then they'll think we're even snobbier.

[upperhandsen]

No, they'll think we're badasses.

[droppedyoursmile]

How many bones are you allowed to break in lacrosse before they ask you not to try out again next year?

[upperhandsen]

I hadn't haven't found the limit. It's a beautiful sport.

[monsterseekingmonster]

How many bones do you have to break before you get a free ice cream cone?

[monsterseekingmonster]

Karaoke.

[vanghost]

What songs would you even sing in Champions Karaoke.

[survivalof]

They just wanna fight me.

I'll be a pretend fencing champion sure

[upperhandsen]

We could join forces and challenge them to a squat-off.

[vanghost]

They can't make an entire team of fighting you.

[sarno]

It's ridiculous that we don't have a fencing team here.

[vanghost]

Magic contract violation.

[deathpositive]

Parking lot throw downs, name a time and place.

[vanghost]

All we really are is a secret fight club anyway.
Clean fight. No knives or knuckles.

[unremittent]

I suppose we'll need to know what sports they don't have first, won't we?

[vanghost]

They have baseball.

[expansivemind]

I could fence.

[vanghost]

It started as fake fencing but now I think there's an archery portion and maybe watch for broken bones.