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[strikings]

It's honor just to be honored.

[Squad 2]

5/6! I'm counting on you to take the senior and sophomore categories, as I find myself with compromised loyalties in my year. (Of course, I'm certainly not going to say no to a vote in my direction.)

Also blah blah blah Exploration this Sunday but who cares.

[Eli]

You never answered my question.

[Hadlee]

Heeeey.

Comments

[unironickylorenfan]

Alas, I have been made an honest man. Those kind of transactions are no longer accepted at this location.

[heliocentrist]

You know that all three of us have been trying to seduce you for ages. I can't believe Marty was the one to finally do it.

[unironickylorenfan]

All three of you are nearly irresistible, but in the end it was Marty's ability to eat and drink twice my weight in garbage without wincing that won my heart without question.

[heliocentrist]

I can't compete with him, this small frame can only contain so much snack food.

[survivalof]

It's okay you're still a fun sized snack.

[heliocentrist]

Better for your waistline and more portable.

[survivalof]

Perfect for Halloween

[unironickylorenfan]

If only you were a few inches taller and not in love with a handsome lumberjack.

[heliocentrist]

It's true, you don't have nearly enough stubble for me. And the complete lack of plaid or torn shirts? Disappointing.

[survivalof]

Hey what's that supposed to mean

[heliocentrist]

You're a lucky bastard of a trash compactor.

[survivalof]

Shit I know it.

[unironickylorenfan]

Ah, no way. Although we do need to get a crown on your head to upgrade you from trash compactor to trash prince.

[survivalof]

Oh I don't need a crown to be the trash prince.

[trailerparkprincess]

You definitely don't need a crown

[survivalof]

YOU'RE just saying that cause you're trying to defeat me

[unironickylorenfan]

Fair and valid.
Counterpoint: you'd look especially good in a crown.

[survivalof]

That's true because I look good in everything.

[strikings]

I cannot believe that you're forcing me to be creative. Isn't it enough that you love and cherish our friendship?

[unironickylorenfan]

I'm only pushing you to be the best prince you can be, Noah, my dear.

[strikings]

I will fund a large shipment of Japanese candy. Anything you choose.

[unironickylorenfan]

Hey, I have a better idea. Help me dress Marty in something other than a leopard print speedo and Patrick Bateman Monologuing About Huey Lewis prom get up.

[strikings]

Oooh, he'd look so sharp in a designer suit.

[unironickylorenfan]

Right? Like picking the fancy frame for a great work of art.

[strikings]

And it's more fun to unwrap a pretty present.