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[strikings]

It's honor just to be honored.

[Squad 2]

5/6! I'm counting on you to take the senior and sophomore categories, as I find myself with compromised loyalties in my year. (Of course, I'm certainly not going to say no to a vote in my direction.)

Also blah blah blah Exploration this Sunday but who cares.

[Eli]

You never answered my question.

[Hadlee]

Heeeey.

Comments

[unironickylorenfan]

I'm only pushing you to be the best prince you can be, Noah, my dear.

[strikings]

I will fund a large shipment of Japanese candy. Anything you choose.

[unironickylorenfan]

Hey, I have a better idea. Help me dress Marty in something other than a leopard print speedo and Patrick Bateman Monologuing About Huey Lewis prom get up.

[strikings]

Oooh, he'd look so sharp in a designer suit.

[unironickylorenfan]

Right? Like picking the fancy frame for a great work of art.

[strikings]

And it's more fun to unwrap a pretty present.

[unironickylorenfan]

My goodness. I wouldn't know anything about that.

[strikings]

Oh fine, be coy. But since you're the customer, I do want some opinions. Color or classic?

[unironickylorenfan]

That's such a tough call. [...] Color. He'll stand out either way, but we both know he'll have more fun if he's more easily spotted.