Finchwood Academy

Dear diary,

Whatever happens, I r͇e͇f͇u͇s͇e͇ to be stuck going to prom with that pill, Gregory. Why does't he just go with a sophomore??? It's creepy.

Personal goal this week: find myself a prom date that doesn't remind of my grandma in the body of a 13 year old Pee-wee Herman..

• Adam - rude
  
• Atticus - gay
  
• Chet - gross name, I'd never kiss a Chet
  
• Dustin - maybe, but weird
  
• Eli - gay and weird
  
• Henry - dumb
  
• Jude - gay
  
• Liam - gay and weird
  
• Lyle - weird
  
• Marty - gay
  
• Noah - gay
  
• Neal - gay
  
• Roland - weird
  
• Sutton - ???
  
• Quincey - gay and weird
  
• Richie - girlfriend
  
• Russ - gay
  
• Selby - gay
  
• Scout - gay :(
  
• Sullivan - gay
  
• Tate - maybe
  
• Samuel - who?
  
• Flint - gay
  
• Junior - safe bet