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[vanghost]

Is there a cool new social media platform I don't know about.

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Because Jordan won't friend me and it looks like he hasn't been on facebook in a while.

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[monsterseekingmonster]

Maybe he got tired of all the multi-level marketing spam.

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[vanghost]

And I couldn't blame him for that but at least he should respond to his friends requests.

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[monsterseekingmonster]

What if he just thinks you're going to try and sell him essential oils or yoga pants? Going to have to take a DIFFERENT approach.

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[vanghost]

But if I don't sell all these yoga pants...

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[monsterseekingmonster]

We have to ^LEARN fiscal ^{RESPONSIBILITY}, Sarge.

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[vanghost]

I'm going to be rich someday and so can you.

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[monsterseekingmonster]

What are the benefits of ^{YOGA PANTS RICH} versus regular rich?

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[vanghost]

I can get yoga pants rich from the comfort of my own home.

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[monsterseekingmonster]

WHILE wearing yoga pants?

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[vanghost]

Ideally.