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[knockyouout]

SQUAD 5

this week has me so stressed out i wish i knew like five people who would go get manicures with me and one person who would pay for the manicures

PETRA

hey did zinnia mention me to you at all

Comments

Squad 5

[adamho]

Agreed. So they both get the job done.

[Kodi]

[...] What's the point in picking a fight with her about this?

Squad 5

[upperhandsen]

One's a hell of a lot cheaper and more productive because you can still take notes.

ADAM:

I wasn't trying to.

Squad 5

[unremittent]

If y'all want something relaxing, you can come to target practice with me. I hit some kind of zen right about when my shoulder goes numb every single time.

Squad 5

[upperhandsen]

I don't need to relax, I need to work.

Squad 5

[unremittent]

Aw, come on, Kodi! This is practically training. I think you'd like it.

Squad 5

[knockyouout]

i want to shoot a gun

Squad 5

[unremittent]

Everybody does, even if they don't know it yet.

Squad 5

[adamho]

I'd [...] try it.

Squad 5

[unremittent]

Perfect! [...] You know, there's got to be someplace around here we can shoot skeet.

Re: Squad 5

[adamho]

Skeet? [...] Probably.

Squad 5

[trailerparkprincess]

You are the hugest party pooper on the planet

Squad 5

[upperhandsen]

Oh no. I'm heartbroken.

Squad 5

[trailerparkprincess]

Go be a downer somewhere else

Venus I’m down for nails

Squad 5

[knockyouout]

well i know you are cause you're fun

Squad 5

[trailerparkprincess]

You know it -3- we'll get glitter nails

Maybe a facial too

Squad 5

[knockyouout]

ugh yes i hate wintertime :(

Squad 5

[trailerparkprincess]

Winter is  a c t u a l  hell

Do you think anywhere has a sauna around here?

Squad 5

[adamho]

Bring your phone. You can dictate.

[Kodi]

What would you call it, then?

Adam

[upperhandsen]

Giving advice about time management to someone who's looking for waste my time and your credit c when they don't have any of their own. And she only said two things to me — I'm not sure if that constitutes "picking a fight."

Kodi/Adam

[adamho]

She wasn't asking for advice. She was asking for company. If you don't want to go, just don't.

Kodi/Adam

[upperhandsen]

Don't worry, I won't crash the squad's sacred rite of bonding over free manicures.

Kodi/Adam

[adamho]

Just stop. I'm trying. Why can't you ever fucking try? [...] You're invited. It wouldn't be crashing.

Kodi/Adam

[upperhandsen]

Thanks for missing the point, again.

Kodi/Adam

[adamho]

Enlighten me.

Kodi/Adam

[upperhandsen]

It's a discussion we've already had this year. Think hard.