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[gaydhd]

Mrs. Langbroek is a goddess and her husband is a very lucky man. I mean, who doesn't want to find someone with a healthy appreciation for breaking, entering, AND petty theft? And, y'know. Mathematics. Math is also good?

Just THINK about it. Think about the amount of coordination and upper body strength necessary to steal pumpkins.

Comments

[strikings]

I want a woman who could pick me up and carry me like a sack of potatoes. Or pumpkins, as the case may be.

[gaydhd]

If I had to pick a girl? It's a girl with GUNS. Or glasses. Or guns AND glasses.

[strikings]

It's not true romance unless you go out like Bonnie and Clyde. But like, a very nerdy and hot Bonnie and Clyde.

[trailerparkprincess]

I'm never going to get that buff :(

[strikings]

We can practice. I'll fall on you and you can keep pulling at me until we get somewhere 😘

[heliocentrist]

This is why you'll never settle down. Your standards are too high.

[strikings]

How dare you. My personal standards are subterranean and everyone knows it.

[trailerparkprincess]

Quincey's got a crush

[gaydhd]

She's smarter than me and has probably robbed SO many places!

[trailerparkprincess]

Very true

Is she in the coolest teacher slot right now then?

[bambae]

it’s adorable.

[gaydhd]

I know. I AM super adorable.

[heliocentrist]

You're going to get arrested one day.

[gaydhd]

But what for?

That's the REAL mystery.

[unironickylorenfan]

Grand Theft Hoedown was a welcome distraction from cosines.

[dallaslevy]

I'm jealous but I don't know what I'm jealous of.

[gaydhd]

I feel like we all learned a lot. And became closer, as human beings.

[goodnightbunny]

Tangerines might have been a more appropriate produce to swipe..!!

[weewilywilkie]

Hey.
Don’t steal things that will just rot.

[gaydhd]

Sometimes you have to live for momentary pleasures.

And then carve faces into them.

[dallaslevy]

Spoken like a true rogue.

[unironickylorenfan]

I've heard that theft makes the seeds taste better after you roast them.

[sarno]

Setting your sights higher?

[knockyouout]

do you think we'd get expelled if we robbed a pumpkin patch

[gaydhd]

I mean, I feel like it'd be a bit hypocritical. In light of recent information.