crossouts and then a dumb

[weewilywilkie]

[Warded to Neal]
Hi. We don't really[..............]

[Warded to Marina]
Hi. We shouldn't [........!]

[Warded to Squad 12?]
[............................]

[Warded to Liam]
Kill me.

Dream parties are real.
No matter how blue.


I guess that's good to know.

Comments

[harmreduction]

It could be my new signature piece. Pearl's going to love it.

[weewilywilkie]

A whole new identity, from one coat.

[harmreduction]

I could become part of Haling Cove's urban folklore. That weird guy in the blue fur coat.

[heliocentrist]

You looked good.

[harmreduction]

Maybe next to everyone else wearing blue.

[heliocentrist]

You looked like a blueberry mountain man.

[harmreduction]

Perfect. That's really the vibe I want to give off in my day to day life.

[heliocentrist]

It got you plenty of attention, did't it?

[harmreduction]

I think the whimsy would probably wear off after a week.

[opalescents]

HOW DID I MISS THIS

[harmreduction]

You were pretty busy.

[opalescents]

YOU were busy, I didn't STOP you because I didn't SEE you.

[harmreduction]

Are you saying you would've stolen my coat if you'd seen me?

[opalescents]

And it would've looked so good.

[harmreduction]

Get Adam to have one made for you.

[adamho]

Ass.

[harmreduction]

Why? It'd look better on her.

[adamho]

Because giving a gift someone gave you to someone else is tacky. Obviously.

[harmreduction]

What if I asked for matching jackets for me and Pearl?

[opalescents]

YOU WANT MATCHING JACKETS???

[adamho]

[...] Deal.

[opalescents]

I don't want to kill all those fake birds or whatever.

[harmreduction]

All those critically endangered muppets?

[opalescents]

I only wear faux-grover

[harmreduction]

So you say. PETA's still going to throw paint at you.