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I missed the chocolate cake again. ㅠㅡㅠ

[Kodi]



Hi Hello?
Greetings
Dear Khalil,

Thank you for the lovely party. I think.

I didn't get to speak to you there and I feel rea, so I wondered
if you would answer some questions for me? Only if you want.
I am so curious about you.

Sincerely
Best
Your friend,
Suzy

Comments

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Have you been to the Ice Cream Parlour?

[upperhandsen]

no? i don't really have a sweet tooth

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What kind of tooth do you have?

[upperhandsen]

the kind dictated by my macros [...] which i murdered last night.

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A numbers tooth.

[upperhandsen]

you missed out on a really good math pun and now i don't know if we can be friends

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It's not fair to judge me right now. My life force is fading with every breath.

[upperhandsen]

pull through, choi. we need you.

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Please remember me as I was. Not like this.

[upperhandsen]

so in a cabin o i'll find an artist to paint your likeness

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Wistfully holding a Cup Noodle.

[upperhandsen]

you'll be like one of those art vouvo girls or whatever

[mentalmap]

I don't know what that is, but it sounds classy(????).

[upperhandsen]

they have wispy hair and shit??

[mentalmap]

Do you think my hair is wispy?

[upperhandsen]

[...] not in a bad way?

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I looked it up in a thesaurus and it says "thin and weak," Kodi.

[upperhandsen]

what does a thesaurus know about the english language anyway

[mentalmap]

Enough that you should choose a new adjective with better synonyms. In my unprofessional opinion.

[upperhandsen]

flowing?

[mentalmap]

Okay. This checks out, but be more careful in the future.

[upperhandsen]

please accept my deepest apologies if my tragic misstep caused you or your (flowing, not wispy) hair any undeserved stress

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For this well-worded and very sincere statement you may share my cake, unless The Macros dictate otherwise.

[upperhandsen]

[...] i can make it work

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It's worth it.