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[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Aim is overrated, anyway.

[Squad 6]
Creative ways to get back at a HCHS kid who nearly showed you up?

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[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Science museums especially. Y'know, because Ectoplasm.

[gaydhd]

I don't know if that's covered in our nondisclosure agreement.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Officer I swear I don't have a clue where this transdimensional black goop came from.

[gaydhd]

I'd love to tell you where I found this but I, unfortunately, have no memory of the last three years.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Guess I'll languish in obscurity. Too many fond memories of toppling statues.

[gaydhd]

It's cool. All the most popular artists are dead anyway.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Something to aspire to.

[gaydhd]

I mean, I'd wait on it if that's an option. But one day.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Should have an Unfinished Masterpiece in progress first, anyway.

[gaydhd]

Get a couple. But not too many. Ensure that some get destroyed. Up that market value.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Should break something in two. Bury one half in the woods. Stick the other under a water heater. Partially because mysteries are fun. Partially because breaking things is fun.