late evening

[harmreduction]

I'd like to state for the record that I was willing to let Scout surrender peacefully, but he's still dragging his defeat out. I'll remember this. I hope the rest of you keep that in mind for when I declare myself Leader of Earth.

Comments

[opalescents]

What's happening, who's giving you power, can they stop.

[harmreduction]

I'm about 20 minutes from world domination.

[opalescents]

COOL please mercy bomb my house so I don't have to shrivel under your TYRANNY?

[upperhandsen]

I'd make a kick-ass henchwoman.

[star_boy]

I'm not the surrendering type. I definitely appreciate it, though.

[harmreduction]

You're a worthy opponent.

[star_boy]

That's real nice of you to say.

You're a terrifying opponent.

[adamho]

Crush him.

[star_boy]

Hey now.

[adamho]

This is what you get for getting that board out.

Besides, I have to ingratiate myself to the new dictator.

[heliocentrist]

You're so vicious.

[harmreduction]

I don't mess around when it comes to Risk.

[heliocentrist]

It's very charming the way you destroy your enemies. Ladies and gentlemen, take note.

[thebadkind]

This is probably a very important lesson about hubris. Or something.

[harmreduction]

He needed you here to advise him.

[thebadkind]

He really shouldn't. He's much smarter all on his own.

[insightfulness]

Remember to be kind to us little people when you're King.

[harmreduction]

You don't want a job in my administration?

[insightfulness]

I don't know if I'm the right person for politics.

[unironickylorenfan]

Any new world-wide laws you plan on enacting?

[harmreduction]

No boat shoes when you're not on a boat.

[unironickylorenfan]

Well, sounds good to me. Ready for my new overlord.

[woeislee]

As world dictators go, you're not the worst option.

[harmreduction]

A glowing review.

[woeislee]

You can try to sell me on your leadership to get a better one, but I'm kind of anti dictator in general.