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[woeislee]

Does anyone have any creative ideas for someone with half a squad wrestling with fear? My ideas so far have involved baby leashes and Disney movies, but maybe it's getting a little too kindergarten in the common room?

[Selby]

Hey, how are you doing? ♥

[Sully]

So. When are you asking Jude to prom?

[Ces]

How are you feeling? Would you like to hang out with us at our super not scary party?

[Blake]

[...] Can we talk about something?

Comments

[thatskarma]

Y'all are already 75% Unmanageable, so...

[undebted]

one girl.
four very big dogs.

[thatskarma]

I like Jude more than I like dogs.

[undebted]

he wouldn't agree.

[thatskarma]

Well we all know he doesn't like me.

[undebted]

he likes you fine.
just
not with a leash.

[thatskarma]

Yeah, maybe.

[heyjuderefrain]

I like dogs more than I like me.

[thatskarma]

Dogs bite.

[donniemac]

I think I'm more of a cat.

[thatskarma]

Cats are also bad.

[minisupreme]

don't worry, she probably doesn't mean bad-bad

[donniemac]

She does, but I'm not worried. It's not like Justice is always right.

[thatskarma]

You're also not literally a cat.

[donniemac]

There is also that.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Can I switch my animal to crocodile?

[thatskarma]

Yes and that's the only valid choice.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Way cooler pet than a dog.

[heyjuderefrain]

All animals are valid choices.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Thank you. I feel very Accepted.

[donniemac]

What's yous, Jude?

[heyjuderefrain]

African Grey Parrot. Extremely inadvisable for the vast majority of pet owners.

[thatskarma]

None is as valid as a crocodile.

[sugarnspite]

What kind of animal are you, Junnnn Ashton?

[minisupreme]

i feel like "human" is never an acceptable answer here