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[strikings]

A PSA to Everyone Who Adores Me (i.e. Everyone):

If you were planning on voting for me in the junior category for prom court, please use that vote for Venus Rosales or Hadlee Loxton instead!

[...] And no, this has nothing to do with getting hit in the face today by an utterly irrelevant princess candidate.

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[whiteknuckles]

Aight so let's go. Let's do it right now

[strikings]

Oooh, a field trip. Where are we going? Do you need me to pay for you?

[whiteknuckles]

You're going to the fucken hospital but lucky you i'ma send you there for free

[strikings]

Bold declaration. I can see why they nominated you for princess.

[whiteknuckles]

[strikings]

Language, Chapman. What would the royal court say?

[whiteknuckles]

Who cares

[heliocentrist]

I'm taking you out somewhere else and I welcome you to pay for it.

[strikings]

I have a free slot right after whatever Rose wants with me.

[heliocentrist]

It's me or Rose. Choose.

[strikings]

My dear Mr. President, you drive a hard bargain. Come help me pick out my suit for prom.

[heliocentrist]

I'll make sure to tell you how handsome you'd look in all of them while also helping you make up your mind.

[strikings]

Thank you. And you can help me with Marty next! I need him to look hot, so he can seduce dear sweet Liam that night.

[whiteknuckles]

I wont break him too bad