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[knockyouout]

drama club is having an OPEN HOUSE next tuesday to do some SHOWTUNES KARAOKE, so make sure you don't die in the shadow world. everyone's invited!!! max 1 disney song per person and i will cut you off

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[knockyouout]

pick good disney songs people

[gaydhd]

Those definitely aren't from Frozen.

[strikings]

Also probably don't choose the Phil Collins ones.

[gaydhd]

Don't get me wrong, I love Tarzan? But, yeah. It didn't last on Broadway for a reason.

[strikings]

Although, could you imagine the person whose favorite Disney songster was Phil Collins? I probably shouldn't fun. They're clearly dealing with a lot.

[gaydhd]

Maybe they only had like two DVDs as a child?

[strikings]

We need to rescue this hypothetical sad sack. A Phil Collins childhood is a tragedy.

[gaydhd]

How do we do that? Donating DVDs? Tying them to a chair and forcing them to listen to better Disney songs?

[strikings]

Well, I can't say I'm above a bit of benevolent brainwashing. The real question is: which movie do we pick first to ease them in?

[gaydhd]

Mulan. Alternatively, Aladdin.

[harmreduction]

You seem like an Elton John fan.

[strikings]

I appreciate artistry, not treacly sentimentality. Are you saying you wouldn't sing along to "Tiny Dancer"?

[harmreduction]

I don't sing.

[strikings]

Why not? I promise people will still think you're sad if you loosen up a bit and sing.

[harmreduction]

I don't like having an audience.

[strikings]

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. I admire your commitment to staying on brand.

[harmreduction]

It's not a brand.

[strikings]

Oh, please. All of us are working an image. Just some are less interesting than others.

[harmreduction]

Not all of us have as much energy as you do.

[strikings]

You picked a story that works for you. Doesn't make it not a performance.

[harmreduction]

Not a big believer in authenticity?

[strikings]

Anyone who convinces people they're always genuine is just a really good con artist.

[harmreduction]

How about never genuine?

[strikings]

Being a liar upfront can be a lot of fun, but it sure as hell isn't a mark of good character.

[harmreduction]

Hard to hit that balance.