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[thatskarma]

To: Blake

[1] Are you mad at me

Comments

[undebted]

[...]
[1] i have no idea.
[2] so
[...]
[3] okay
[4] maybe Not A Big Deal.
[5] but he can be hard on people.
[6] sully is nice.

[thatskarma]

[1] Okay so the worst scenario you can think of
[2] Is that SULLY falls in love with JUDE
[3] and gets his feelings hurt

[undebted]

[1] jude would rather destroy art.
[2] than admit he likes sully.
[3] hurting feelings is Guaranteed.

[thatskarma]

[1] He could just act like a normal person and french him
[2] Maybe he doesn't know that's an option tho
[3] Do you think he thinks he's the first person in the world who has ever suffered thru a crush

[undebted]

[1] it's jude.
[2] so yes.
[x] sometimes people don't want to kiss
[...]
[3] do you think it would help if jude kissed him.

[thatskarma]

[1] Uh, yeah
[2] First of all there's no chance Sully says no
[3] He's a kissboy
[4] So you can take getting rejected out of the math entirely
[5] And then it'd either be fun in which case wow Jude had fun for once
[6] or it'd suck and bam crush cured

[undebted]

[1] what if it doesn't suck.
[2] and someone catches feelings.
[3] but jude is jude.
[4] and it becomes A Mess.

[thatskarma]

[1] He's dated before and he's not dead yet

[undebted]

[1] point.
[2] although
[3] he was Actually Nice to pansy.

[thatskarma]

[1] So we know he's Capable of it

[undebted]

[1] hmm.
[2] are you going to Help.

[thatskarma]

[1] Yeah I'm gonna group text them and say "hey why don't you french"

[undebted]

[1] foolproof.
[2] jude always listens to you.

[thatskarma]

[1] Man I thought you were being serious for a second and I got excited

[undebted]

[1] you caught me.
[2] i only want to Sabotage You.
[3] less to worry about if you all stay single.
[4] you'll be more focused in the sw.

[thatskarma]

[1] Being horny and repressed ain't any better for concentration

[undebted]

[1] Channel That Energy.
[2] your outlet can be killing monsters.

[thatskarma]

[1] JUDE
[2] Not ME
[3] 😒😒🙅‍♀️

[undebted]

[1] Oh Of Course.
[2] same applies.
[3] maybe you should work the squad harder when we get back.

[thatskarma]

[1] I'm not repressed

[undebted]

[1] right.
[2] you're the Only One who isn't.

[thatskarma]

[1] I didn't say that

[undebted]

[1] okay.
[2] just me and jude then.

[thatskarma]

[1] Now I feel like you're mad at me again

[undebted]

[x] what do you think i
[1] forget it.