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[droppedyoursmile]

[Junior Cups]

I have returned from my recent ill-advised foray into the field of socializing. If you're interested in checking it out yourself, a full report will soon be made available. My preliminary findings, however, indicate one thing:

It's not fucking worth it.

Comments

Junior Cups

[gaydhd]

Nah. I tried to keep it light. I mean, first date and all that. I mostly just shoved finger-foods in my face and hummed along like I was interested at all the right parts.

Junior Cups

[droppedyoursmile]

You let me know if they don't call you and I'll have a talk with them.

Junior Cups

[gaydhd]

I'd probably need a Ouija board for that. Is setting up some candles and contacting the Great Beyond a good second date?

Junior Cups

[droppedyoursmile]

I'm still working my way through Flirting: Winking, Blinking, and Batting Your Eyelashes, I wouldn't have a clue, but I think they'd simply enjoy spending time with you.

Junior Cups

[gaydhd]

Oh. Huh. Well, that just sounds unrealistic.

Junior Cups

[droppedyoursmile]

Yeah, that doesn't sound right to me, either. How about a Ouija board with heart-shaped cookies for planchettes.

Junior Cups

[gaydhd]

Yeah, that's suspicious. Nobody just ENJOYS spending time with people. At least not without there maybe being cookies. Cookies might help.

Junior Cups

[droppedyoursmile]

God, imagine if you could spend time with no people and still get cookies.

Junior Cups

[gaydhd]

You can always make your own cookies.

Junior Cups

[droppedyoursmile]

I understand this concept in theory.

Junior Cups

[gaydhd]

I mean, I can make you cookies and then leave them outside your door. No social interaction necessary.

Junior Cups

[droppedyoursmile]

I find this arrangement acceptable.

Junior Cups

[gaydhd]

Flavor preferences?

Junior Cups

[droppedyoursmile]

Pistachio and oatmeal.