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[pleaseloveme]

so guess what else anchor can do

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[strikings]

And now it's gone forever. Ah, how fleeting life is. If by "life," we mean the waking nightmare that all of us venture into on a monthly basis.

[pleaseloveme]

you should tell me what the other ones looked like. you're good at describing things

[strikings]

One of them looked like a perverted circus as envisioned by Tim Burton. Not classic Burton. I'm talking post-Chocolate Factory Burton. Sweeney Todd Burton. Trapped here against my will because my parents foolishly believed this was a kids' movie Burton.

[charmtype]

Wowww
Tim Burton

[strikings]

It was terrible, right?

And how are you, darling?

[charmtype]

Yaa
But I googled pics of Tim Burton n now I want him to take me on a dark twisted romantic sleigh ride so

I'm ok
Likeeee totally fine

[strikings]

It's so cliché when a man moves onto a younger woman. Who in this school has the most Burton-y vibe for you to focus on instead?

Oh, you sound fine. I'm thinking maybe the rest of us should keep an eye on you too.

[charmtype]

Idk just like
Put a pic of someone else in front of me n I'll change tracks

U [...] have pretty eyes

[strikings]

Oh. Vincent Price.

Why thank you, my dear CC. I don't even care that it took a Shadow to get you to admit that. You've got quite a lovely set of eyes too. [...] Now I sound like a serial killer?

[charmtype]

Oh [...] I would let him hypnotize me

What I would tell u that in real life tooo.
Let's go on a spree

[strikings]

Apparently a great cook too. Definite spooky boyfriend material.

You're too good to me, darling. Shopping or crime?

[charmtype]

He looks like a good cook
I wanna put him in a lil apron

Idk I will do whatever u say because u are so like
Funny n [...] good [....] n your hair is shiny
Mm.

[highercalling]

It's not that bad.

[strikings]

Oh, my mistake. Our little fairy tale wonderland is certainly just waiting for another two decades to pass before making a comeback.

[highercalling]

Have you been home much this year?

[strikings]

Thanksgiving. The conversation was lacking, but the turkey was delightful.

[highercalling]

Oh, I'm sure. It must've been strange. [...] You may not enjoy going into the Shadow World, but [...] personally, I have a hard time imagining life without it.

[strikings]

Wow. You really don't have a life outside of this, do you?

[highercalling]

Well, that's a little What else would I be doing?

[strikings]

What do you think teenagers do with their time when they aren't tapped as mystical Shadow killers?

[highercalling]

Pray they find their purpose, mostly. That, and Netflix.

[strikings]

My darling Captain Espinosa, you need a hobby. Some of us have ambitions outside of risking our lives for Gladstone's unfinished business.

[highercalling]

I'd like to hear about yours.

[strikings]

Now, now. You can't distract me away from the point by getting me to talk about myself. (Although I do so love to talk about myself.)

[lucillefer]

like what noah

being a star
?