I FORGOT THIS TIL NOW I WAS SO TIRED THIS WEEK SORRY :(

[vanghost]

It's probably good to give us all something to chew over the night before exploring, so hello.

[...] Luke and I saw Ash Man the Former the other day. He asked us if we knew the Haling kids and we said no because it's true, and what were we going to say anyway.

But I think he's working with the police to find out what happened to them.
I tried to stand over his shoulder for a while, but I can't read from far away.

But it'd be kinda bad if he OR the real police found out what was happening.

I don't really know what else we're supposed to do about it except maybe sending them all on a false trail. Somehow.
So just be careful.

Comments

[monsterseekingmonster]

So...

[monsterseekingmonster]

Do crimes to distract from disappearances?

[vanghost]

Actually

Getting arrested is against the contract too.

[monsterseekingmonster]

I don't _remember that part.

[vanghost]

Did you read the fourteenth line of fine print?

[monsterseekingmonster]

^MAYBE I ^DID.

[vanghost]

I don't think you did.

[monsterseekingmonster]

I can't ^BELIEVE you would doubt ME, Detective Slingo.

[vanghost]

I'm sorry.
What did line 13 say?

[monsterseekingmonster]

[......]

[..........................]

That's the one about not hitting on Iason.

[vanghost]

Oh. Accurate.

[monsterseekingmonster]

Haha^ha. _SEE? Of COURSE I read the things.

[vanghost]

Of course.

[monsterseekingmonster]

G^LAD we could clear ^THAT up but it sounds like the _FUZZ could catch on to what Gladstone Et Al are running here?

[vanghost]

Maybe.
But they don't really know what they're looking for. I assume. So that's good.

[expansivemind]

There is no fine print.

[vanghost]

This proves only that she definitely didn't read the contract and I'm still worried.

[expansivemind]

Why do people joke about not reading the contract? It's not very long.

[vanghost]

That's the joke I think.

[expansivemind]

I don't think it's funny.

[monsterseekingmonster]

I've ^NEVER read a TOS and not even presenting it to me as a magical blue scroll is gonna make me start.

[expansivemind]

It's four paragraphs long.

[survivalof]

Are you sure.

[vanghost]

Line fourteen.

[survivalof]

Pretty sure I wouldn't have signed if that was in there.

[vanghost]

No one reads this thing I swear.

[survivalof]

Y'all know I can't read.