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[exgrifter]

yo POP QUIZ you all gotta fuckin answer or im reporting you

how do you spell secret admierer


[Sophomores]
[Sophomore Girls]
[Soph Coins Girls]
[Squad 11]
[Squad 11 minus everyone who cant fuckin figure their shit out]

[...]

[Marzio & Quincey]

k so say you got a date w a girl [...] k lets say a BOY and he's real cute and smart and cool and the kinda person who wears teal velvet and wants you to match his outfit for the dance and like idfk how? but like. a girl. this is a girl

and also there's this other girl who you think is real cute and MAYBE ALSO SMART but at least really fuckin cool bc she's like a magic space alien or w/e

and now you got a box

Comments

Bad Advice Ward

[gaydhd]

You don’t HAVE to do anything about anything.

[...] Do you WANT to do anything about anything?

Bad Advice Ward

[marno]

She should if the box is from someone stupid hot

Bad Advice Ward

[exgrifter]

i cant just be asking ppl if they're stupid hot it doesnt work that way

Bad Advice Ward

[marno]

Not with that attitude

Bad Advice Ward

[exgrifter]

fuck i hate when youre right

maybe if i just ask for stupid hot right off the bat they'll disqualify themselves and i'll only TWO cute girls to worry about

Bad Advice Ward

[marno]

Also if they're stupid hot but just have low self esteem then that'll just make the narrative better when you guys do end up sucking face

Bad Advice Ward

[exgrifter]

why would you have low self esteem if youre stupid hot

Bad Advice Ward

[marno]

Maybe they bloomed overnight and no one's told them how smokin hot they are yet and you'll be the first one and then they'll be all fucking hearteyes for you

Bad Advice Ward

[gaydhd]

I hate this narrative so much. But, shit, it's literally the plot of every single teen movie.

Bad Advice Ward

[gaydhd]

Are there bad looking people at this school?

Bad Advice Ward

[marno]

Stupid hot is like level 3 way more exclusive

Bad Advice Ward

[exgrifter]

yeah this school is hot but there's DIFF DEGREES of hot

Bad Advice Ward

[exgrifter]

this just isn't a situ the fuckin carnival prepared me for

like youre smart right? you got your shit together? what would YOU do if you had
1 - a dance date
2 - kiiinda maaaaaybe a crush on someone else
3 - a "secret admierer"

Bad Advice Ward

[gaydhd]

Non-carnival life doesn’t prepare you for three women vying for your attention either.

I [...] really wouldn’t say that at all. About any of the mentioned qualifiers. Like. Shit. But, um. Other than having a vague panic attack? Um. Go to the dance and have fun. See how that goes. Magic space alien seems hella complicated, relationship-wise. Like. Nice. But, what do you even DO with that? And I can’t really judge anyone by their spelling skills, but. Um. Last in, first out?

Bad Advice Ward

[exgrifter]

i mean SHIT what else is cable tv good for if not preparing u for shit

[........] ok ok ok youre right
i just
feel like she's way too smart for me yknow? like this aint anything SERIOUS but at least before we werent anything and now maybe its gonna be like "this is tal and i went w her to the dance and it fuckin blew"

Bad Advice Ward

[gaydhd]

Maybe it works for people that have the package with HBO and Showtime.

No such thing. And if somebody thinks they're smarter than you, they're wrong. And also rude. And now you're REALLY asking the wrong pers And, like. You're friends, right? Already? With your teal velvet dance-person? If they're your friend, you're going to have fun. It's not going to blow. At all.