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[survivalof]

Hey I'm offering my services for cash again. I'm a great dance teacher. Impress your date.

Also, I'm good at lifting things, including people, or hitting things, including people.

So inquire within.

[Junior Wands]

So like is this a dance I could wear a tshirt and jeans to?

[Eli]

Hey can I ask you a favor?

[Dallas - added later]

Hey you going to the dance?

Comments

[unironickylorenfan]

No hitting people if you want to actually go to the dance this time.

[survivalof]

I mean. Want is a strong word.

[strikings]

We want, which is good enough.

Marty/Eli

[pleaseloveme]

yeah sure

need to go over some math or something?

Marty/Eli

[survivalof]

Close!

How are you at lying to old people?

Marty/Eli

[pleaseloveme]

[...] actually pretty good

why

Junior Wands

[strikings]

Darling. It's a suit kind of dance. Or maybe just button-up shirt and tie if you can make it look sharp enough.

Junior Wands

[survivalof]

You think I could get by with the button up shirt and no tie?

Junior Wands

[strikings]

Can I put some handsome suspenders on you?

Junior Wands

[knockyouout]

i'm wearing a gown and if you guys don't look fancy enough i'll look like the asshole

Junior Wands

[survivalof]

My plan was to wear one of those tshirts with a tux printed on it but I guess I'm not allowed. So now they're making me a wild west bar tender.

Junior Wands

[strikings]

When have you ever known me to not dress up if I can? I've been trying to decide between burgundy or navy.

[weewilywilkie]

Would it be piggybacking your hustle too much to say I’d also help with dance lessons?
Only for people needing a shorter partner.

[survivalof]

I mean maybe but you're aight so I'll allow it.

Marty/Merry/Kyra

[expansivemind]

Is this just for like... slow dancing?

[mudskipper]

carry me to my classes

[survivalof]

You're a little bigger than Hadlee but sure.

[whiteknuckles]

Ooh you gonna start some SHIT huh

[survivalof]

Only for money this time. I'm reformed.

[dissentjabot]

I’m an early adopter

The contract is already drafted

And I’m not paying cash

[survivalof]

Hey that's fine I was gonna use a good bit of the money to buy food anyway so we're just cutting out a step.

Marty/Dallas

[dallaslevy]

I don’t know. Maybe. Band’s not playing or anything. [...] Why?

Marty/Dallas

[survivalof]

If you go you should ask Merry.

[gaydhd]

If one someone gave you money, would you lift a DIFFERENT someone?

Theoretically. Just a question. Not a request.

[survivalof]

Without question. But throwing them costs extra.