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[trailerparkprincess]

Richie!!!

You're now contractually obligated to kill all bugs that come near me. Also, don't shoot it in people's faces or eyes, in case you didn't see the warning. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

MWAH ♥,
Hadlee

[It's a salt gun to kill flies and other bugs! Hadlee has also bought an accompanying laser sight for it. Hadlee thinks it's hilarious.]

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[mudskipper]

Oh, yeehaw! Redneck Christmas came early this year. Nice. Very nice. Richie pulls Hadlee up into a far too enthusiastic bear hug and kisses the top of her head before returning her to the ground.

Saddle up boys, Richie's ready to take out the whole varminty insect population now. Bees get a forever-pardon, though, which is probably just a good idea all around.