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[vanghost]

Is there a cool new social media platform I don't know about.

[Squad 10]
Because Jordan won't friend me and it looks like he hasn't been on facebook in a while.

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[unremittent]

Honey, I wish I could tell you, but y'all know I don't even have a finsta.

[vanghost]

A what?

[unremittent]

A friends-only Instagram account. If I understand right, it's for documenting all your worst choices.

[vanghost]

If you don't make bad choices you don't need one anyway.

[ballhoot]

shit do i gotta dl smthn new just for my bad fuckin choices now

[coalblooded]

Who makes so many bad choices they need a separate instagram for it?

[expansivemind]

Instagram for sharks.

[vanghost]

That's what I was hoping for. Just pages on pages of shark selfies.

Squad 10

[droppedyoursmile]

Hm.

Any hope he made a fake account to hide from his parent(s)?

Squad 10

[vanghost]

Then wouldn't he at least post some family pictures as decoys on this one?

Squad 10

[droppedyoursmile]

He could just be really bad at this.

But [...] if all his friends have this one friended, I think it'd pretty clear we're just looking for alternate explanations.

Squad 10

[vanghost]

He threw away his computer entirely. He's a monk now.

[mudskipper]

my little sisters obsessed with musically

[Squad 10]
[...] maybe hes doing a whole social media disconnect thing

[vanghost]

What's that?

[Squad 10]
Picked a boring time for that.

[mudskipper]

kinda like vine but everyones lip-syncing
idk kids these days

[Squad 10]
yeah no kidding

were sure he got home and his dads not like an evil pod person now right ?

[vanghost]

Hard lip-sync pass.

[Squad 10]

[...] No. We're not at this point.
But probably not.

[dissentjabot]

Is Peach still a thing?

[vanghost]

It's not impossible.

[dissentjabot]

Are you trying to establish a presence?

Squad 10

[monsterseekingmonster]

Maybe he got tired of all the multi-level marketing spam.

Squad 10

[vanghost]

And I couldn't blame him for that but at least he should respond to his friends requests.

Squad 10

[monsterseekingmonster]

What if he just thinks you're going to try and sell him essential oils or yoga pants? Going to have to take a DIFFERENT approach.

[coalblooded]

I don't think so. Well, there are new ones all the time, but nothing making a big splash.

[vanghost]

Huh.
It's difficult to cyberstalk lite someone if you don't know where to go.

[coalblooded]

Doesn't everyone have a Facebook?