SQUAD TRAINING RESULTS

[finchmods]

The results from Wednesday's training are as follows:

1. Squad 1 lived up to their number! They defeated four Shadows, found four treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:

Six moon mood rings.

A pair of kaleidoscope sunglasses on a chain.

An antique mirror....that doesn't reflect anything.

$10. Just $10.

2. Squad 11. They defeated four Shadows, found two treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:

Sheet music with a pleasant but unfamiliar melody. It has no title.

Six glittery bouncy balls.

3. Squad 4. They defeated three Shadows, found two treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:

A snowglobe of Haling Cove. It has a crack in the top but hasn't broken yet.

Six glittery bouncy balls.

4. Squad 2. They defeated two Shadows, found two treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:

Six pieces of blue candy in translucent wrappers. They taste perfectly sweet and leave whoever eats them thinking of a happy memory.

Six fishing lures.

5. Squad 8. They defeated one Shadow, found four treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:

A small butterfly hair clup.

Six pieces of blue candy in translucent wrappers. They taste perfectly sweet and leave whoever eats them thinking of a happy memory.

A conch shell.

A tarot card of The World - there doesn't seem to be anything special about it.

6. Squad 5. They defeated four Shadows and found three treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:

Six strange flowers. They're blue, glow dimly in the dark, and smell like rain.

Six containers of bubbles!

A blue Prefect pin.

7. Squad 12. They defeated four Shadows and found one treasure, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasure was:

A cute plush of the Big Bad. He seems much less threatening now.

8. Squad 3. They defeated three Shadows and found two treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:

A bag of tin kazoos in bright colors.

A key to....something? Irene isn't sure.

9. Squad 7. They defeated two Shadows and found three treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:

A pewter whistle shaped like a dog head.

Six strange flowers. They're blue, glow dimly in the dark, and smell like rain.

A sleeping mask with cat eyes.

10. Squad 6. They defeated one Shadow and found two treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:

A small butterfly hair clup.

Sheet music with a pleasant but unfamiliar melody. It has no title.

11. Squad 9. They defeated four Shadows and found four treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad! They did not complete the maze.

12. Squad 10. They defeated one Shadow and found three treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad! They did not complete the maze.

Congratulations Squad 1! At the end of training, Irene thanks them for setting the bar so high and tells them to keep up the exceptional work. She also holds up her hand expectantly for high fives. Don't leave her hanging, kids.

Squad 1 will receive a small bonus to their monthly RNG as a result of their performance.

Comments

[marno]

my boy needs a squeaky newspaper

[adamho]

I actually don't chew on things so IDK what's wrong with you guys. ♥

[marno]

i can very clearly visualize chewing on the ball and also immediately choking on the ball and i hate myself

[unironickylorenfan]

I'm so glad that my need to chew on springy things is relatable

[unironickylorenfan]

Number 1 item on Christmas list

[marno]

katie save yourself from us we might chew on you next

[adamho]

[unironickylorenfan]

Oh shit I chew on my lips too and I hate it sob

[trailerparkprincess]

It's just so satisfying when it's like, the perfect firm/springy mix??

[adamho]

It's Very Bad???

[trailerparkprincess]

lollllll I feel like I remember chewing on those bouncy balls but also I never recall almost choking on them which seems unlikely

[adamho]

JUST THIS ONCE AND BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER. Enjoy your bouncy ball, Marzio~ And the others, I guess.

[unironickylorenfan]

It IS. Using a shitload of chapstick helps a tiny bit, though, for me.

[marno]

i love you guys next time i'm going to remember who is on what squad

[trailerparkprincess]

Marzio takes all the bouncy balls

[unironickylorenfan]

EXACTLY. Like. I love this texture combo. Rubber grape.

[adamho]

If found, please return to Squad 11.

[unironickylorenfan]

Irene's running a ChuckECheese on the DL

[adamho]

Irene is a woman of varied interests.

[unironickylorenfan]

Emma tossed her bouncy ball and it landed in Marzio's mouth after 1 bounce and he was just like "This belongs here"

[marno]

oh guess who just got a new name field

[adamho]

Inspiring field names is my greatest pride.

[unironickylorenfan]

HEY ALSO?? I HOPE WHEN SQUAD 12 RAN INTO THE BIG BAD it was just like a minute and a half of Kyra and Liam going "YOU GO. I'LL HOLD HIM OFF." before they all decided to run.

[adamho]

It helps until I chew it off. :')

[unironickylorenfan]

lmao katie the pain is real 8)