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[gaydhd]

Mrs. Langbroek is a goddess and her husband is a very lucky man. I mean, who doesn't want to find someone with a healthy appreciation for breaking, entering, AND petty theft? And, y'know. Mathematics. Math is also good?

Just THINK about it. Think about the amount of coordination and upper body strength necessary to steal pumpkins.

Comments

[heliocentrist]

I knew you were a homewrecker.

[unironickylorenfan]

So that's a no to the commune, then?

[heliocentrist]

I don't think I'm invited, Noah just told me he's afraid I'm going to break his heart.

[unironickylorenfan]

Ah, you'll prove him otherwise someday, slugger.

[heliocentrist]

You're always in my corner. One day I hope I can help you with your true love.

[unironickylorenfan]

I try. But, see, I just started liking the sound of "Liam Blumenthal, Confirmed Bachelor."

[heliocentrist]

I'm beginning to think I'm not seen as a good advocate for monogamy.

[unironickylorenfan]

I can think of no one more monogamous.