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[gaydhd]

Mrs. Langbroek is a goddess and her husband is a very lucky man. I mean, who doesn't want to find someone with a healthy appreciation for breaking, entering, AND petty theft? And, y'know. Mathematics. Math is also good?

Just THINK about it. Think about the amount of coordination and upper body strength necessary to steal pumpkins.

Comments

[strikings]

I want a woman who could pick me up and carry me like a sack of potatoes. Or pumpkins, as the case may be.

[trailerparkprincess]

Quincey's got a crush

[heliocentrist]

You're going to get arrested one day.

[unironickylorenfan]

Grand Theft Hoedown was a welcome distraction from cosines.

[weewilywilkie]

Hey.
Don’t steal things that will just rot.

[knockyouout]

do you think we'd get expelled if we robbed a pumpkin patch