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[gaydhd]

Mrs. Langbroek is a goddess and her husband is a very lucky man. I mean, who doesn't want to find someone with a healthy appreciation for breaking, entering, AND petty theft? And, y'know. Mathematics. Math is also good?

Just THINK about it. Think about the amount of coordination and upper body strength necessary to steal pumpkins.

Comments

[gaydhd]

When I was born, three fairies showed up at my bedside and blessed me with the gift of bullshit.

[unironickylorenfan]

Flora, Fauna and Flim-Flam, huh?

[gaydhd]

Yup! And then the other one that showed up uninvited and cursed me to fall into a rosebush and have a horrible allergic reaction.

[unironickylorenfan]

Of course. Not Maleficent, but Mehleficent. Her lesser known sister who doles out moderate inconveniences.

[gaydhd]

ohmyGOD tha Wasn't worth sending in the Big Guns.

[unironickylorenfan]

That was their mistake. You're both incorrigible and a force of nat relentless.

[gaydhd]

It's all because the first three fairies did a Bullshit Combo and they sincerely underestimated the amount of nonsense that was going to occur.

[unironickylorenfan]

Well, after your Prince Charming delivers True Love's First Epi-pen, you be sure to write Flim-Flam a thank you note for going a little over the top.

[gaydhd]

Our wedding invites are going to have the Killer Instinct C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! on the front. It's gonna be RAD as hell.

[unironickylorenfan]

Rescued you from hives and gave you the mid-90s wedding of your dreams. What a man. I'll be sure to send you two a nice wedding gift.

[gaydhd]

I hope it's a Ninja coffee maker. My sister-in-law's OBSESSED with that thing.

[unironickylorenfan]

Slow your roll, Briar Rose, I'm not made of money. Tea's better for you, anyway.

[gaydhd]

I don't even LIKE coffee. I'm just pretty sure that if they get divorced, it's because Ronnie leaves her for the Ninja.

[unironickylorenfan]

Self-esteem notebooks and marrying the coffee maker - Ronnie sounds like she could star in her own easy reader.

[gaydhd]

She's the most perfect woman in the world!

[unironickylorenfan]

[...] She seems cool. From the two things I've heard about her.

[gaydhd]

[...] My sister totes picked her up at Parent/Teacher Conferences.

[unironickylorenfan]

That's an interesting alternative to speed dating. I'm assuming it was your report card they bonded over?

[gaydhd]

I was both a stellar student and NOT Jackson's child.

[unironickylorenfan]

You [...] have a very interesting life, Waller.

[gaydhd]

I am a mistake born of mistakes.

[unironickylorenfan]

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

[gaydhd]

Hadlee can confirm it!

[trailerparkprincess]

Yeah you're trash

[gaydhd]

Thanks, buttface!