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[gaydhd]

Mrs. Langbroek is a goddess and her husband is a very lucky man. I mean, who doesn't want to find someone with a healthy appreciation for breaking, entering, AND petty theft? And, y'know. Mathematics. Math is also good?

Just THINK about it. Think about the amount of coordination and upper body strength necessary to steal pumpkins.

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[gaydhd]

I feel like we're really getting somewhere here.

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I need to kiss some nerds who wear glasses. Or I need to wear a sharp pair of glasses myself, but alas, I was cursed with more-than-perfect vision.

[gaydhd]

That whole 'boys don't make passes' thing is, frankly, some SUPER bullshit.

[strikings]

Nothing gets me like corrupting a hottie in glasses. Is that your type? Glasses?

[gaydhd]

I don't know if I have it pinned down that neatly. But I wouldn't say it's NOT my type.

[strikings]

Oooh. Intriguing. Do you have anything pinned down as definitely not your type?

[gaydhd]

I was going to say 'ladies' but this post very clearly states otherwise.

Um. Willem Dafoe? [...} Wait - Alex Trebek! God, that guy's so fucking smug. Like. Stop acting like you know all the answers, dude. You have flashcards in FRONT of you.

[strikings]

God, I love a man who's clearly smarter than me. What is it about a smug silver fox? Is it the inappropriateness of crushing on an older man?

[gaydhd]

Smug is fine! Silver foxes are GREAT. Alex Trebek is a faking faker who fakes with his little answer-cards.