He scoots to make room, grinning broad. Drunk enough already that proximity doesn't seem to cause the usual uptick in his already considerable weirdness.
"It's going to be a great year." He tells her confidently, looking at Venus over his glasses. He lays out the top card on his deck - the Five of Wands - and hardly takes a second to mull over what this could mean. "You're going to be a contestant on the first all bisexual edition of The Bachelorette. There will be a slap fight. But you're going to come out on top." He pauses to take a drink, jutting a corrective finger forward. "Of the slap fight. You get to decide if you win the actual rest of the thing."
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Bad Read for Venus
Date: 2018-12-31 07:42 pm (UTC)"It's going to be a great year." He tells her confidently, looking at Venus over his glasses. He lays out the top card on his deck - the Five of Wands - and hardly takes a second to mull over what this could mean. "You're going to be a contestant on the first all bisexual edition of The Bachelorette. There will be a slap fight. But you're going to come out on top." He pauses to take a drink, jutting a corrective finger forward. "Of the slap fight. You get to decide if you win the actual rest of the thing."