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[survivalof]

Hey I'm offering my services for cash again. I'm a great dance teacher. Impress your date.

Also, I'm good at lifting things, including people, or hitting things, including people.

So inquire within.

[Junior Wands]

So like is this a dance I could wear a tshirt and jeans to?

[Eli]

Hey can I ask you a favor?

[Dallas - added later]

Hey you going to the dance?

Comments

Junior Wands

[survivalof]

What I ain't enough for you now?

Junior Wands

[knockyouout]

we just want you to look megahot

Junior Wands

[strikings]

We're proud of you! Our little Marty, going to a dance with a biiig daaaaate.

Junior Wands

[knockyouout]

our little hot boy

Junior Wands

[survivalof]

Y'all are embarrassing.

Junior Wands

[survivalof]

I thought I was your parent?