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[survivalof]

Hey I'm offering my services for cash again. I'm a great dance teacher. Impress your date.

Also, I'm good at lifting things, including people, or hitting things, including people.

So inquire within.

[Junior Wands]

So like is this a dance I could wear a tshirt and jeans to?

[Eli]

Hey can I ask you a favor?

[Dallas - added later]

Hey you going to the dance?

Comments

[unironickylorenfan]

No hitting people if you want to actually go to the dance this time.

Marty/Eli

[pleaseloveme]

yeah sure

need to go over some math or something?

Junior Wands

[strikings]

Darling. It's a suit kind of dance. Or maybe just button-up shirt and tie if you can make it look sharp enough.

[weewilywilkie]

Would it be piggybacking your hustle too much to say I’d also help with dance lessons?
Only for people needing a shorter partner.

[mudskipper]

carry me to my classes

[whiteknuckles]

Ooh you gonna start some SHIT huh

[dissentjabot]

I’m an early adopter

The contract is already drafted

And I’m not paying cash

Marty/Dallas

[dallaslevy]

I don’t know. Maybe. Band’s not playing or anything. [...] Why?

[gaydhd]

If one someone gave you money, would you lift a DIFFERENT someone?

Theoretically. Just a question. Not a request.