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Hey I'm offering my services for cash again. I'm a great dance teacher. Impress your date.

Also, I'm good at lifting things, including people, or hitting things, including people.

So inquire within.

[Junior Wands]

So like is this a dance I could wear a tshirt and jeans to?

[Eli]

Hey can I ask you a favor?

[Dallas - added later]

Hey you going to the dance?

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My plan was to wear one of those tshirts with a tux printed on it but I guess I'm not allowed. So now they're making me a wild west bar tender.

oh you'll look hot. we can dress your date up like a saloon girl.

Maybe like a cowboy instead, I don't know if a dude would want to be a saloon girl.

first of all you can definitely be a saloon boy. it's equality. second of all, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What would a saloon boy even look like?

Wear frills and carry a spit bucket. And I'll echo that oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooo

Frills and a spit bucket??

Calm down I'm not getting hitched.

Just a joke, darling. Ooooh, you know, we can find an outfit for your date too, if he's willing.

Edited (literally just repeating venus sorry) 2018-12-14 21:49 (UTC)

What I ain't enough for you now?

we just want you to look megahot

We're proud of you! Our little Marty, going to a dance with a biiig daaaaate.

our little hot boy

Y'all are embarrassing.

I thought I was your parent?

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