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Hey I'm offering my services for cash again. I'm a great dance teacher. Impress your date.

Also, I'm good at lifting things, including people, or hitting things, including people.

So inquire within.

[Junior Wands]

So like is this a dance I could wear a tshirt and jeans to?

[Eli]

Hey can I ask you a favor?

[Dallas - added later]

Hey you going to the dance?

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But u could look like a sexy old west bartender
Oh well

I thought they wore like those string ties?

Omg u are so right
Would u wear one of those

Hell yeah that's totally different.

OK I wanna order u one u dashing varmint

Edited (cc: *googles "old west string tie thing"* ) 2018-12-14 18:42 (UTC)

CC, you're a genius. What if we get one with a huge skull on it?

With tiny jewel eyes

Do we want to do sapphires for thoughtful and sensitive, or rubies for dangerous and sexy?

My heart says rubies but sapphires would look good with his eyes

Oh, agreed. And who wouldn't love a soft focus Marty?

The most dangerous Marty of all

True

What do u prefer tho

Whatever y'all want I don't much care what I wear. I just don't wanna look like a nerd but like old timey bartender is fine tho.

Gasp we would never make u look like a nerd also it's like impossible

Idk what if I looked like my brother?

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But u don't ???

Maybe no skull on the string tie
Causeeee idk if he could pull that one off

I mean I don't wanna look like him but if I did I'd look like a nerd cause he's a nerd.

Do you have any really nice boots to complete the look?

Uh probably not the kind you would want me to wear?

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