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[survivalof]

Hey I'm offering my services for cash again. I'm a great dance teacher. Impress your date.

Also, I'm good at lifting things, including people, or hitting things, including people.

So inquire within.

[Junior Wands]

So like is this a dance I could wear a tshirt and jeans to?

[Eli]

Hey can I ask you a favor?

[Dallas - added later]

Hey you going to the dance?

Comments

[survivalof]

I refuse to let you be boring.

[unironickylorenfan]

You are my blessing and my curse, Marty.

[survivalof]

Hey my mom says the same thing.

[unironickylorenfan]

Lovely having so much in common with your mother.

[survivalof]

The real test is how good are you at stitching me back together while bitching at me?

[unironickylorenfan]

Probably not as good at the stitching but I can bitch with the best of them.

[survivalof]

Probably good enough, since we got Iason at school to put me back together.

[unironickylorenfan]

I may not be able to save your life, but I at least won't let you die until you've gotten an earful.

[survivalof]

Eh, here for a good time not a long time, yolo, etc. Besides you're never gonna realize you're in love with me unless I die tragically.

[unironickylorenfan]

I can't believe you would continue to torment me in death like that.

[survivalof]

I can't believe you didn't realize that was the plan all along. When have I missed a chance to torment you?

[unironickylorenfan]

The puzzle pieces are finally falling together. I've been bested.

[survivalof]

You never stood a chance.