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[survivalof]

Hey I'm offering my services for cash again. I'm a great dance teacher. Impress your date.

Also, I'm good at lifting things, including people, or hitting things, including people.

So inquire within.

[Junior Wands]

So like is this a dance I could wear a tshirt and jeans to?

[Eli]

Hey can I ask you a favor?

[Dallas - added later]

Hey you going to the dance?

Comments

[mudskipper]

carry me to my classes

[survivalof]

You're a little bigger than Hadlee but sure.

[mudskipper]

hey nice
carry blooms too
throw one of us over each shoulder

[unironickylorenfan]

I'm so bad at damselling though.

[mudskipper]

yer gonna get whisked off yer feet and yer gonna like it

[survivalof]

I keep trying and he keeps resisting my charms somehow.

[mudskipper]

i admire your persistence dude
maybe you need to dazzle him with your moves on the dance floor

[survivalof]

I'm nothing if not dedicated.

Hey yeah, who ISN'T dazzled by dance moves?