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Is there a cool new social media platform I don't know about.

[Squad 10]
Because Jordan won't friend me and it looks like he hasn't been on facebook in a while.

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Honey, I wish I could tell you, but y'all know I don't even have a finsta.

Hm.

Any hope he made a fake account to hide from his parent(s)?

A what?

Then wouldn't he at least post some family pictures as decoys on this one?

my little sisters obsessed with musically

[Squad 10]
[...] maybe hes doing a whole social media disconnect thing

Is Peach still a thing?

What's that?

[Squad 10]
Picked a boring time for that.

It's not impossible.

Maybe he got tired of all the multi-level marketing spam.

Are you trying to establish a presence?

He could just be really bad at this.

But [...] if all his friends have this one friended, I think it'd pretty clear we're just looking for alternate explanations.

Edited 2018-11-13 01:02 (UTC)

And I couldn't blame him for that but at least he should respond to his friends requests.

Yes and I don't know where to start.

What if he just thinks you're going to try and sell him essential oils or yoga pants? Going to have to take a DIFFERENT approach.

He threw away his computer entirely. He's a monk now.

But if I don't sell all these yoga pants...

That’s a bad sign

Try a joke baseball twitter ala Brian Wilson’s beard

[...] I wish we could at least get a visual on him.

kinda like vine but everyones lip-syncing
idk kids these days

[Squad 10]
yeah no kidding

were sure he got home and his dads not like an evil pod person now right ?