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[vanghost]

Is there a cool new social media platform I don't know about.

[Squad 10]
Because Jordan won't friend me and it looks like he hasn't been on facebook in a while.

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[unremittent]

Honey, I wish I could tell you, but y'all know I don't even have a finsta.

[vanghost]

A what?

[unremittent]

A friends-only Instagram account. If I understand right, it's for documenting all your worst choices.

[vanghost]

If you don't make bad choices you don't need one anyway.

[unremittent]

I think it's so sweet that you think that could be us!

[vanghost]

Well I think it could be me.

[unremittent]

That's not fair. I hardly ever get into trouble. [...] By myself, anyways.

[vanghost]

All right. You probably don't either.

[unremittent]

Shucks.

[...] Maybe I should get an instagram, though. [...] I don't know, it feels so silly to have a little website just for showing off my pictures. But at the same time, we got an awful lot of cute plants in the greenhouses at the moment.

[vanghost]

If that's silly, everyone's silly. Do it. It's a good way to show people at home we're at a normal school growing flowers, not off at murder camp.

[ballhoot]

shit do i gotta dl smthn new just for my bad fuckin choices now

[unremittent]

I'm not saying that. You could use any number of apps if they suited your fancy.

[ballhoot]

my fuckin fancy gonna dl some ham radio app i'll just fuckin tell all y'all how my damn lunch be lookin

[unremittent]

Would you broadcast once a day?

[ballhoot]

i broadcast whenever the wind fuckin wills it

[coalblooded]

Who makes so many bad choices they need a separate instagram for it?

[unremittent]

Well, I don't want to be a gossip, but I can think of a few folks that'd appreciate the [...] venue.

[coalblooded]

I'm probably better off not knowing.

[unremittent]

It's for the best.

[coalblooded]

When I stick my nose in things, I end up barfing up onions.

[unremittent]

I still can't believe you ate that many.

[expansivemind]

Instagram for sharks.

[vanghost]

That's what I was hoping for. Just pages on pages of shark selfies.

[expansivemind]

I'd follow that.

[vanghost]

Maybe that's what I have to do to achieve online notoriety.