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[pleaseloveme]

pearl and i are going to start a club where you have to pay us to date you (cheek kisses only)

we need a few more charming members, applications are open

name: write your name
charming qualities: what makes you charming
references: who can we contact to confirm your charm

[Adam]

so

things didn't work out with me and noah

don't do anything about it i'm totally fine

Comments

[adamho]

They can just force Nash to do it. He doesn't have the gall to say no.

[empereurs]

I don't want to be Mr. Nash when he has to explain to his colleagues why he signed off on Pay To Date Club.

[adamho]

No. I'd love to see it, though.

[empereurs]

The poor man has doing nothing to deserve this.

[dogspotting]

He's so selfless.

[adamho]

You're biased.

[dogspotting]

He makes it so easy to be.