finchwoodacademy | SQUAD TRAINING RESULTS

The results from Wednesday's training are as follows:

1. Squad 1 lived up to their number! They defeated four Shadows, found four treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:
Six moon mood rings.
A pair of kaleidoscope sunglasses on a chain.
An antique mirror....that doesn't reflect anything.
$10. Just $10.

2. Squad 11. They defeated four Shadows, found two treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:
Sheet music with a pleasant but unfamiliar melody. It has no title.
Six glittery bouncy balls.

3. Squad 4. They defeated three Shadows, found two treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:
A snowglobe of Haling Cove. It has a crack in the top but hasn't broken yet.
Six glittery bouncy balls.

4. Squad 2. They defeated two Shadows, found two treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:
Six pieces of blue candy in translucent wrappers. They taste perfectly sweet and leave whoever eats them thinking of a happy memory.
Six fishing lures.

5. Squad 8. They defeated one Shadow, found four treasures, and successfully avoided the Big Bad! They completed the maze. Their treasures were:
A small butterfly hair clup.
Six pieces of blue candy in translucent wrappers. They taste perfectly sweet and leave whoever eats them thinking of a happy memory.
A conch shell.
A tarot card of The World - there doesn't seem to be anything special about it.

6. Squad 5. They defeated four Shadows and found three treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:
Six strange flowers. They're blue, glow dimly in the dark, and smell like rain.
Six containers of bubbles!
A blue Prefect pin.

7. Squad 12. They defeated four Shadows and found one treasure, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasure was:
A cute plush of the Big Bad. He seems much less threatening now.

8. Squad 3. They defeated three Shadows and found two treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:
A bag of tin kazoos in bright colors.
A key to....something? Irene isn't sure.

9. Squad 7. They defeated two Shadows and found three treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:
A pewter whistle shaped like a dog head.
Six strange flowers. They're blue, glow dimly in the dark, and smell like rain.
A sleeping mask with cat eyes.

10. Squad 6. They defeated one Shadow and found two treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad once! They escaped and completed the maze. Their treasures were:
A small butterfly hair clup.
Sheet music with a pleasant but unfamiliar melody. It has no title.

11. Squad 9. They defeated four Shadows and found four treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad! They did not complete the maze.

12. Squad 10. They defeated one Shadow and found three treasures, but were caught by the Big Bad! They did not complete the maze.

Congratulations Squad 1! At the end of training, Irene thanks them for setting the bar so high and tells them to keep up the exceptional work. She also holds up her hand expectantly for high fives. Don't leave her hanging, kids.

Squad 1 will receive a small bonus to their monthly RNG as a result of their performance.

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Oh fuck yeah kazoos

Edited (you should know better than to give my characters access to kazoos) 2018-09-08 04:34 (UTC)

RNG decided you deserved kazoos. ♥

Sorry....everyone else.

my boy's gonna chew on that bouncy ball

God relatable

me also

If it's rubber, it gets chewed on.

If it's not rubber

It probably also gets chewed on.

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Marzio survives fighting monsters, chokes on a bouncy ball.

neal and atticus should have kept a closer eye on him!!!

...Also, I just realized Squad 11 didn't get bouncy balls. Don't put other people's stuff in your mouth, Marzio.

LMFAO GDI my squads are right next to each other and also numbers aren't real

Rin is it too late to go back and give Squad 11 bouncy balls?

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Emma tossed her bouncy ball and it landed in Marzio's mouth after 1 bounce and he was just like "This belongs here"

irene: here's your prize i found it while i was cleaning out my work locker

Edited (i fully adore her) 2018-09-08 04:37 (UTC)

I fully believe that all of these things would be in Irene's work locker.

when you're as old as time and space, stuff accumulates

You never know when you might need your pewter dog whistle.

Irene's running a ChuckECheese on the DL

Irene is a woman of varied interests.

It's a bunch of trash but it's also definitely a bunch of prizes

HEY ALSO?? I HOPE WHEN SQUAD 12 RAN INTO THE BIG BAD it was just like a minute and a half of Kyra and Liam going "YOU GO. I'LL HOLD HIM OFF." before they all decided to run.

YOU GUYS.

wow just super delayed saw this post but marina definitely yelled the whole time that happened. stop trying to die!!!

God that's exactly what happened isn't it

Yay this was a lot of fun to think about.

Watson's gonna wear his mood ring until his big dumb fingers break it.

NEAL IS SO PROUD OF HIS SQUAD, THEY'RE HIS DARLING CHILDREN EVEN THOUGH HE'S... SHORTER THAN... MOST OF THEM