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[vanghost]

The Haling High kids I met on Saturday wanted to know if we play sports.

I just told them no but now I want a decoy sport that we can say we're secret champions at in case this issue comes up again.
Someone join my ragtag imaginary fencing team or come up with a better idea.

Comments

[upperhandsen]

Maybe you should knock the bar a little lower in the meantime?

[harmreduction]

What's a reasonable goal, in your opinion?

[upperhandsen]

Three total. [...] Five if we start that lacrosse team.

[harmreduction]

What makes you think I'm joining your lacrosse team?

[upperhandsen]

You'll want a way to try and keep me from turning our opponents into ketchup.

[harmreduction]

I'm not cut out to be a meat shield.