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[vanghost]

The Haling High kids I met on Saturday wanted to know if we play sports.

I just told them no but now I want a decoy sport that we can say we're secret champions at in case this issue comes up again.
Someone join my ragtag imaginary fencing team or come up with a better idea.

Comments

[ballhoot]

goat ropin

[vanghost]

They'll ask to see our barn.

[ballhoot]

third floor of the dorms

[vanghost]

What did the Cups ever do to you?

[ballhoot]

keep our livestock safe n warm

[vanghost]

So that's what's in the storage rooms.

[ballhoot]

if you listen closely
smack in the middle of night
when everyone's dead fuckin asleep
you can hear em poop

[vanghost]

The Ghost Goats of Finchwood Academy, coming to theaters near never.

[mudskipper]

oh shit yeah seconded

[ballhoot]

but with bigger goats

[mudskipper]

time to google can you ride a goat

[ballhoot]

you maybe gotta ride cross 3 or 4 of them packer goats

[mudskipper]

oh shit wait




goat chariot races

[unironickylorenfan]

I like this one.

[mudskipper]

hell yeah lets bring back the circus maaaa ximus

thats supposed to be the sound a goat makes btw

[unironickylorenfan]

You've painted a picture with words. The ringmaster dresses as a satyr.

[mudskipper]

goat tight rope walking
goat fire eaters
clash of the titans but everyones a goat

[selbydenman]

Like a rodeo?

[mudskipper]

yeah but emmas right
definitely bigger goats

[selbydenman]

ARE there bigger goats?

[mudskipper]

oh hell yeah
the ones they usually use are like stuffed animal size

[selbydenman]

I'm not sure if I don't know enough about goats or rodeos.

[mudskipper]

idk a lot about rodeos but goats are fucking spider climb warlock badasses

[unironickylorenfan]

You know, goats really are warlocks.

[mudskipper]

let me roll one