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[upperhandsen]

I was told there'd be Shadows to slice and now I'm just antsy.

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[ballhoot]

my boots're still tied n fuckn everything

[upperhandsen]

You can take those off, you know.

[ballhoot]

nah man i double knotted em theyre there til they good n ready

[upperhandsen]

[...] How will you shower?

[ballhoot]

trashbags ductape and a dream

[upperhandsen]

[...]






Honey




No.

[ballhoot]

well grocery bags aint got the right structrual integrity

[upperhandsen]

Yes but [...] showers.

[ballhoot]

are a social construct

[mentalmap]

Fight me.

[upperhandsen]

Oooh, we're fighting? Is it dramatic?

[mentalmap]

Sparring is a proven antidote for antsiness~

We can play epic music on someone's phone.
And when I win I'll do a victory pose over your vanquished form.

[upperhandsen]

You might want to practice that in front of the mirror a little more because it's all the victory screen-time you'll get. 😘

[mentalmap]

It's OK, I already know I look good. ^^

[upperhandsen]

Your stunning presence was never up for debate. Whether or not I'm willing to let you win this time, though...

[mentalmap]

You talk a lot. Let your performance speak for itself. ♥

[opalescents]

Thheeeeyyy knew you were coming and they ran away

[upperhandsen]

 ☹️ 

I want a scythe emoji stamp.

[opalescents]

HMMMM I get the IDEA but you really DO need one. There's not even a scythe emoji and that's a Waste?

[survivalof]

Fuckin right?